Thursday, November 13, 2008

20 Classics

1)What do ya say we try an Austrailan kiss? Its just like a french kiss, but down unda!
2)Did you know your eyes are blue? Like the ocean. Did you know Im lost at sea right now?!
3)I lost my number. Can I have yours?
4)If you were a booger, I'd totally pick you first.
5)If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd so put U & I together.
6)"Would you happen to have a bandaid?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh dang, I just scrapped my knee fallin' for you."
7)Are you Jamaican? Oh! Thats why your Ja-Makin' me crazy!
8)I think I've seen your picture before. Oh yeah, it was in the dictionary, right next to the word 'kabam'!
9)Baby, I know your feet must be tired because you've been runnin' through my mind ALL day!
10)If I have a soccer ball, will you come kick it with me?
11)Ow my tooth hurts. Cause your so sweet.
12)I have an owie on my lips. Can you kiss it better?
13)Wow, you look so fimiliar. You look like my next girlfriend.
14)Our love is like dividing by zero. It cannot be defined.
15)Your like a pinkberry yogurt. Sweet & no fat.
16)Your so hot, your the cause of global warmin'.
17)My love for you is like diarhea. I just can't hold it in.
18)I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
19)Im so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into a wall. I'll need your name & number.....for insurance purposes.
20)I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.

3 comments:

Ally said...

im votin #4

According to Cassie said...

My favorite is 17!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"My love for you is like diarhea. I just can't hold it in."

This one is just so romantic, a little wet and nutty but very romantic.